Except that story is taking me forever.

Like, literally forever.

Sorry kids! I will post new content this week, I just have real life things getting in my way, like my job and needing to write the class I’m teaching in less than 48 hours (what? I’m prepared). Now that Mercury is out of retrograde (HALLELOOO) my communications here should be improved, but allow for a little backtime for the proper energies to catch up. Till then, check back soon for a recap of why I will always support a few whiskeys ahead of a fancy ballet performance.