Original draft: December 3, 2015

Intro – promises and resolutions.

Things I Swore I Wouldn’t Do This Year (and then did anyway)

• Use the phrase “On Fleek”: Hashtags I have either used or been associated with include #FluffingOnFleek and #OmeletteOnFleek
• Get another tattoo: See ten.27
• A Whole30: I’ve done two. Third planned for January 2. Sooo….
• Finally become a crazy cat woman: See the holiday card I sent out this year.

Promises I Actually Kept in 2015

• No dating. BOOM.
• (It strikes me now I shouldn’t be bragging about how undateable I am. Oh well)
• Aaaand that’s apparently the only one.
• Update: Nope, actually strike that.
• So apparently I didn’t keep any promises in 2015. Man I feel good about myself right now.

(revise if you stop being a lazy ass and make some) I don’t think I’ll set any resolutions this year, preferring instead to look at the year as a blank slate where I can create a new me, instead of “improving” the LB that was in 2015. Plus, she’s not all bad. A little manic, a little ridiculous, can’t hold her vodka and too loose with her tongue. But I don’t know that she needs improving through resolutions, really.